Funny SMS

Q: why did sardarji kept the door open while takin a bath?

A: so tht no one can peek thru keyhole.

khidki khuli zulfen udi.... dil ne kaha dildaar nikla, par hai re meri phuti kismat, nahaya hua sardar nikla

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Ravi:I can live on what I write.
Raj:Wow!Do you write stories for magazines?
Ravi:No,I write letters to my father, asking for money.

Have a horrible day,

without water in ur bathroom,

while soap in ur eyes.

Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.

Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...

jab jab tum angdai lete ho, dum hamara nikal jaata hai...

.......ae zaalimm deodrant lagane mein tumhara kya jaata hai !!!

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,

aur hum unhe..

Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,

aur hum unhe..

Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha

aur na hame...

2 points that prove "Ur a Normal Student"

1)Unnecessary talk on phone

2)Plan each day to study

but at the end of the day.'kal se pakka'.

Top 3 college rules:

1.Be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.

2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.

3.Keep the campus clean,so be absent.

how much is - 1+1=? - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -

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are you looking for the answer?? - shame on you.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

U r 99./.handsum

u r 98./.sweet

u r 97./.nice

u r 96./.cute

u r 95./.lovely & ...

100./."F00L" 2blive this

SMS Shayaris

Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake

par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

Khushaboo ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA .

Phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas BANAYA

Chahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya

aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS" ;banaya

Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai, Shama ke peeche parwane chale aate hai.

Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,Us din toh begaane bhi chale aate hai.

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai

ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai

beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

Teri yaadon se pyar karte hai.100 janam bhi nisar karte hai.Kabhi fursat mile

ton akar milna.Hum aaj bhi tera Intzar karte hai..

Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate hume to mohabbat ho gayi

Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain, Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain. Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka, Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!

Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..

Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.

Cool SMS

An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."

look at the SUN & you c TIME.. look in the HEART & you c LOVE.. look in the EYES & you c LIFE.. look at ur MOBILE & c who's REMEMBERING U!!!

Thought for the day" Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it.

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota

kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..

Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai

varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas

mobile nahi hota

1 - - _ - 2 - - _ - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 -

11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 -

very good! tomorrow we'll do - a-b-c !!!!

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.

teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?

student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,

Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,

aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u -

4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u -

3 sweet wds : - i miss u -

2 gr8ful wds : - thank you -

1 importnt wd : - you

bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya;

phool manga, bagicha diya;

hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya;

paisa manga, to aapka number diya!

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman, bijli kadki aaya toofan ,

raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

What do u call apne kiya pe pani fer dena in english in 1 word

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gailed: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. -

bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. -

you: never mind!

baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do,

ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.

dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me,

lose their mobile...

kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain,

shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",

AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health.

Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy