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Friday, October 30, 2009

Christmas Collection

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.



Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.



Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.



May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.



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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...




Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas




Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.



If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS



Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.




Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.



Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.



Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.



Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.



Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!



Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.



Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!



There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.



Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.



Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.



Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.



Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.



A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.



Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.



From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.


If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.



Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.



It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!



If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .



A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!



I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !


I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.



May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.



May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.



May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.



Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Love SMS

Kisses

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a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses


I Love You

i love the 'y'
i love the 'o'
i love the 'u'
put them together
and i love 'you'



Pyaar ka matlab

PYAAR ka matlab KHUSHI aur GHAMI hota hai kissi k liye
PYAAR ka matlab HANSNA aur RONA hota hai kissi k liye
Badqismati se kuch log samajh na sake PYAAR ko
Ke PYAAR ka matlab JEENA aur MARNA hota hai kissi k liye



Tere honton ki

Tere honton ki pyas banna chahta hun ma
Tu wo khushbu ha k jis ka gulab banna chahta hun ma
Teri zulf ka mahtab banna chahta hun ma
Aur tere jewan ma jo hamesha rhe wo bahar banna chahta hun ma



Barsi Ankhen Jis Ki

Barsi Ankhen Jis Ki Yaad Mai Barsat Ki Tarha
Wo Bhi Badal Gaya Mere Halat Ki Tarha
Haal Jeetay G Insane Ka Koi Puchtay Nahi FARAZ



Main Ik Khilona Hun Or

Main Ik Khilona Hun Or Wo Us Bachay Ki Manind
FARAZ
Jise Pyaar To Hai Mujh Se Magar Khelny Ki Had Tak.



Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere

Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere Dil Se Teri Yaad Ka Silsala
Guftugoo Jis Se Bhi Ho Khayaal Tera Hi Rehta Hai



Raah Mushkil Hai Magar Dil

Raah Mushkil Hai Magar Dil Ko Amada To Karo
Sath Chalne Ka Mere Tum Iraada To Karo
Dil Behalta Hai Mere Dost Tere Waadon Main,
Wada-E-Wafa Na Karo Magar Wada To Karo.



Meri Takmeel Abhi Aur

Meri Takmeel Abhi Aur Bikhar Kar Hogi
Subha Hogi Magar Raat Guzar Kar Hogi
Tujhe Milne Ki Khushi Mai Yeh Ehsaas Na Raha,
Kitni Takleef Mujhe Tujh Se Bichar Kar Hogi.



Us Ne Kaha Tum Mai Wo

Us Ne Kaha Tum Mai Wo Pehli C Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Zindagi Mai Tera Sath Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Kya Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Aankhon Mai Doob Jate Ho,
Maine Kaha Ab Kisi Ki Aankh Mai Wo Baat Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Kyun Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,
Maine Kjaha Insaan Hun Pathar Zaat Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Kia Mai Bewafa Hun,
Maine Kaha Mujhe Ab Wafa Ki Talaash Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Bhool Jao Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha Tum Haqiqat Ho Kjoi Khwaab Nahi



Tere Akele Pan Mai Sath

Tere Akele Pan Mai Sath Tera Hum Nibhaenge
Teri Tanhaiyon Mai Pas Tere Hum Aayenge
Tu Ek Bar Hamen Aazma Kar To Dekh,
Khud Ro Kar Bhi Tujhe Hansa Kar Jayenge.


I MISS U

---------I MISS U--------
DIL SE DIL TAK
---------I MISS U--------
Jaan Se Jaan Tak
---------I MISS U--------
Subha Se Shaam Tak
---------I MISS U--------
Din Se Raat Tak
---------I MISS U--------
Meri Maut Tak.




Meri Aawargi Mai Kuch

Meri Aawargi Mai Kuch Dakhal Tumhara Bhi Hai
MOHSIN
Tumhari Yaad Ati Hai To Ghar Acha Nahi Lagta




1 Roz Usne Mujh Se Pucha

1 Roz Usne Mujh Se Pucha K Tumko Kon Zyada Pyara Hai?
Main Ya Zindagi
Maine Kaha Zindagi Or Wo Mujh Se Rooth Gaye
Ye Jane Bagher K Wohi To Meri Zindagi Hai.



Aap Ki Kahani Hamari Zubaani

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I M Sending U 3 Flowers.
Ye Rose Un K Liye Jo Roz Roz Nahi Miltey.
Magar Rose Ki Tarha Roz Yaad Aate Hain.



Dosti K Phool Har Mosam

Dosti K Phool Har Mosam Mai Khiltey Hain
Pyar K Badal Har Mosam Mai Barastey Hain
Hum Sms Karen Ya Na Karen,
Ye Soch Lena K Hum
Apko Yaad Har Roz Karte Hain.



Reh Na Pao Ge Kabhi Bhula

Reh Na Pao Ge Kabhi Bhula Kar Dekh Lo,
Yakeen Nahi Aata To Aazma Kar Dekh Lo
Har Jagha Mehsoos Ho Gi Kami Hamari,
Apni Mehfil Ko Kitna Bhi Saja Kar Dekh Lo



Pyar Mai Zuban Chup Ho

Pyar Mai Zuban Chup Ho To Ankhen Bolti Hain
Ankhen Chup Hon To Dil Bolta Hai
Or Agar Dil B Chup Ho To Molvi Bolta Hai
4 Takbeer Namaz-E-Janaza Allah-O-Akbar.



Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon

Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon Se Rehai Dega.
Mere Ander Koi Tuffan Sunai Dege.
Us Se Milte Hi Yeh Ehsaas Hua Tha Mujhko,
Yehi Wo Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai Dege.



Senay M Dil

Senay M Dil
Dil M Dard
Dard M Nasha
Nashay M Mithas
Mithas M Tashnagi
Tashnagi M Arzo Arzo M Hasrat
Hasrat M Umeed
Umeed M Kheyal
Kheyal M Tasver
Tasver M Tum
Or
Bas Tum

General SMS

The Most Touching

The Most Touching Friendship Lines
“If Ever U Miss Me,
Never You Cry Because A Drop Of Tear In Your Eyes
Is A Day Less In My Life”


One Tree Can Start A Forest

One Tree Can Start A Forest,
One Smile Can Start Friendship ,
One Touch Can Show Luv N Care,
& One Friend Like U Can Make Life Worth-Living!


This WORLD


This WORLD,
Where Everything Seems UNCERTAIN,
Only One Thing Is DEFINITE.
You'll Always Be My FRIEND,
Beyond WORDS,
Beyond TIME & Beyond DISTANCE!


When The Night Comes

When The Night Comes,
Look At The Sky.
If You See A Falling Star,
Don't Wonder Why,
Just Make A Wish.
Trust Me It Will Come True,
Cause I Did It And I Found You.



A Friend Gives Hope

A Friend Gives Hope When Life Is Low,
A Friend Is A Place When You Have Nowhere To Go,
A Friend Is Honest,
A Friend Is True.
A Friend Is Precious A Friend Is U.


Science Has Proved


Science Has Proved That Sugar Melts In Water,
So Plz Don`T Walk In The Rain,
Otherwise I May Lose A Sweet Friend Like U

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

DIWALI SMS FOR YOU.

DIWALI SMS FOR YOU.

1) DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR, KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR, SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR, DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.


2) Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever,So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life.


3) This diwali I'm sending you CASH:

C-care

A-affection

S-smiles

H-hugs

please do accept with love.. Good luck and have a safe Diwali..


4) Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfan bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho aap ko Diwali ki khushi ye paigam hum ne aap ko advance mye bheja hai.


5) Nayi umeed aur khushi lekar aya aaj savera. Sukh-Samrudhi, hasi-khushi, ka ho apke ghar me dera. SHUBH DIPAWALI


6) Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.


7) Diwali kuch nahi hai ek nam roshni ka, kijiye kabul jara ye salam roshni ka, ghar ke aangan me jalata hu wo diya, aaya hai lekar paigam roshni ka... Happy

Diwali


8) Kubercha sathi ne, Laxmichya pawalane, Sukhachya Rashine, lax Divanchya sakshi ne Yeo Mangal Deepawali Apulya Ghari.. Happy Diwali


9) May the Divine Light of Diwali remove the darkness of ignorance and sorrow and bring about wisdom, health, peace and prosperity in the times to come...With

Best Wishes... HAPPY DIWALI


10) Ur eyes r phataka ur lips r rocket, ears r bomb,nose is phuljadi, style is anar, personality is chakri ab msg karte rehna varna i m coming wit agarbatti.

HapyDIWALI


11) This Diwali,may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji"s trunk ,wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach ,happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. HAPPY DIWALI."


12) Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali.


13) May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali


14) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...


15) Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali !!HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU ALL!!

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Funny SMS

Cool insults for immediate use :

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?


3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?


5. At least there'e one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!


6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing


7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!


8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.


9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!


11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!


12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?


13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!


14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?


15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!


16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.


17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.


18. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!


19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.


20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.


21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.


22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!


23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?


24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!


25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.


26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.


27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!


28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?


29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.


30. How would you like to feel the way you look?


31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?


32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?


33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.


34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.


35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.


36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?


37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!


38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.


39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?


40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!


41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!


42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!


43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

Funny SMS

Q: why did sardarji kept the door open while takin a bath?

A: so tht no one can peek thru keyhole.


khidki khuli zulfen udi.... dil ne kaha dildaar nikla, par hai re meri phuti kismat, nahaya hua sardar nikla


Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto


Ravi:I can live on what I write.
Raj:Wow!Do you write stories for magazines?
Ravi:No,I write letters to my father, asking for money.


Have a horrible day,

without water in ur bathroom,

while soap in ur eyes.

Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.

Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...


jab jab tum angdai lete ho, dum hamara nikal jaata hai...

.......ae zaalimm deodrant lagane mein tumhara kya jaata hai !!!


Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,

aur hum unhe..

Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,

aur hum unhe..

Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha

aur na hame...


2 points that prove "Ur a Normal Student"

1)Unnecessary talk on phone

2)Plan each day to study

but at the end of the day.'kal se pakka'.


Top 3 college rules:

1.Be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.

2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.

3.Keep the campus clean,so be absent.


how much is - 1+1=? - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -

. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -

are you looking for the answer?? - shame on you.


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


U r 99./.handsum

u r 98./.sweet

u r 97./.nice

u r 96./.cute

u r 95./.lovely & ...

100./."F00L" 2blive this


SMS Shayaris

Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake

par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.


Khushaboo ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA .

Phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas BANAYA

Chahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya

aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS" ;banaya


Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai, Shama ke peeche parwane chale aate hai.

Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,Us din toh begaane bhi chale aate hai.


Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai

ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai

beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!


Teri yaadon se pyar karte hai.100 janam bhi nisar karte hai.Kabhi fursat mile

ton akar milna.Hum aaj bhi tera Intzar karte hai..


Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate hume to mohabbat ho gayi


Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain, Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain. Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka, Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!


Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..


Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.


Cool SMS


An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."


look at the SUN & you c TIME.. look in the HEART & you c LOVE.. look in the EYES & you c LIFE.. look at ur MOBILE & c who's REMEMBERING U!!!


Thought for the day" Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it.


Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!


HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota

kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..

Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai

varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas

mobile nahi hota


1 - - _ - 2 - - _ - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 -

11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 -

very good! tomorrow we'll do - a-b-c !!!!


teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.

teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?

student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.


Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,

Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,

aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...


5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u -

4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u -

3 sweet wds : - i miss u -

2 gr8ful wds : - thank you -

1 importnt wd : - you


bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya;

phool manga, bagicha diya;

hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya;

paisa manga, to aapka number diya!


Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman, bijli kadki aaya toofan ,

raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.


What do u call apne kiya pe pani fer dena in english in 1 word

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.................... - .................... - ............ flush


gailed: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. -

bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. -

you: never mind!


baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do,

ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.


dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me,

lose their mobile...


kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain,

shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain


Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",

AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****


Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health.

Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy

Friends SMS

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.


A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...


I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!


If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.


Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!


Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.


Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!


On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!


stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end


Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!


Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!


The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend


when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.


i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.


Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-


The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.


A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!


A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART


"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."


ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u


A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart


There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!


Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.


like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.


R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!


God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx


A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!


Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!


Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!


Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.


Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!


Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!


I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend


A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!


The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down


Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!


Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.


The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.


This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!


Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.


Live isn't easy it will never be.... Remember you got friends one of them is me


Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!


When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.


Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!


I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!!


Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.


Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.


Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.


Umm...your .... ZIP is open...


I'm not as dumb as you look.


If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.


What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!


Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!


Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry, no chicks found! Gay?

Conclusion: You Are Gay!


Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!


If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!


Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.