Funny SMS

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.
The swami says when the baby get's delivered
the baby's father will die!
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..


Ultimate answer while changing d job.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant: Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where...


Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice;
then more than one spouse is?

SPICE ! ;)


sardar proposed a girl.
the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.
sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.


Sardar in mysore palace,
Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair
Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes...


1 lady delivered twins surprisingly 1 is a boy n 1 is dog.how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a hutch user wherever he goes dog follows.


Boy : your slippers look nice! Girl :if u continue talking like this,my slippers will come 2 my hands! Boy:oh..then ur skirt is also nice..


if u sneeze once, think i'm rememberhn u, if u sneeze twice think i wanna meet u, if u sneeze thrice think i'm missin u, sneeze fourth time.. u fool dr. is waitin 4 u.


i - sent - this - message - only - (2l)(1p) - l - y - f - o - r - only - (2p) - (1l) - u!! - hehe!! hehe


if i get ur smile, i dnt need flowers, if i get ur voice i dnt need music, if u speak 2 me, i dnt need anybody else, if ur mine, i dnt need the world !!!!


vacancy: - post: - true friend - eligibility: - loving - & - caring - duty: - to - love - exprience: - not -- req. - salary: - never - ending - love - joining: - immediately - r u interested?