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Dussehra Special

2010-10-17T00:39:00.001-07:00

    * I PRAY THIS DASARA SHOWERS UPON U...! 1.SHANTI 2.SHAKTI 3.SAIYAM 4.SAMMAAN 5.SARALTA 6.SAFALTA 7.SAMRIDHI 8.SANSKAAR 9.SWAASTHYA.HappYDasara

    * Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide & protect you Always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are!

    * Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga 2 guide N protect you Always in whatever U do N wherever U are! Happy Dasara

    * May Maa Durga Durgatinashini bring joy 2 you and your loved ones May the Divine blessings Of Maa Durga be with you always Happy Durga Puja

    * May goddess Durga bless you Like she blessed Lord Rama to fight the evil, like he fought Ravana Happy Durga Puja.

    * Spread Goodness to Conquer with this Dasara. Wishing you and your Family a very Happy Dasara

    * Hope this Dasara lights up your Life and gives the Life a New Start, Happy Dasara

    * Bhagwan Ram Demolished the Evil Empire and Sowed the seed of Peace. Enjoy Dasara with great Sprint

    * Celebrate Dasara with the Blessings of God and your elders, Sending Dasara Wishes your Way

    * Lets Celebrate the Victory of Humanity, Justice and Truth.... Wish you a very Happy Vijayadashmi

    * On this Auspicious Occasion, I Wish the time full of Happiness in Year ahead for you and your Family Happy Dasara

    * Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela kabhi na aaye koi jhamela sada sukhi rahe aapka basera wish you HAPPY DUSHERA

    * Fortunate is the one Who has learned to admire, But not to envy. Good wishes for a joyous Navratri, With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

    * On this auspicious occasion, I wish the color, bliss and beauty Of this festival Be with you throught the year! Happy dasara

    * May maa bless you With happiness all the year through! Wishing you a happy durga puja

    * N- nav chetna A- akhand jyoti V- vighn nashak R- raat jageshwari A- anand dayi T- trikal darshi R- raksh karti A- ambe maa JAI MATA DI!

    * May this Dussehra, light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dussehra.

    * May the beauty Of Dussehra season Fill your home with Happiness, And may the coming year Provide you with all That bring you joy!

    * Dussehra is a celebration... A reaffirmation of the goodness in us which always triumphs over evil."Happy Dussehra"

    * Celibrate The Victory Of The Force Of Good Over Evil. Lets Celibrate An Auspicious Day To Begin New Thing In Life. Happy Dussehra.

    * On This Auspicious Occasion, I Wish The Color, Bliss And Beauty Of This Festival Be With You Throught The Year! Happy Dussehra.

    * May This Dasara, Light Up For You. The Hopes Of Happy Times, And Dreams For A Year Full Of Smiles! Wish You Happy Dassehra.

    * On This Special Day, As U Celebrate Valor N Courage, Triumph Of Good Over Evil, Wish U Success N Happiness In Everything U Do! Dussehra

    * Let The Joy Of Festivity Embrace U N Ur Loved Ones On The Occassion Of Dussehra This Year! Very Very Happy Dussehra To You N your family

    * Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne,khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni,apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko "NAVRATRI" ka tyohar.

    * We`ll make life a bed of roses, no pain,no loss N no fear. U simply ask to God for our togetherness N I will do the rest. Happy dussehra

    * Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho Jab bhi koi musibat aaye Toh "Maa Durga" aapke saath ho Happy Dussehra.

    * On This Auspicious Occasion, I Wish The Color, Bliss And Beauty Of This Festival Be With You Throught The Year! Happy Dasshera.

    * May this Dasshera, light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dasshera.

    * Celibrate The Victory Of The Force Of Good Over Evil. Lets Celibrate An Auspicious Day To Begin New Thing In Life."Happy Dussehra"

    * Fortunate is the 1 Who has learned to admire, But not to envy. Good wishes for a joyous Navratri, With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

    * May goddess Durga bless you Like she blessed Lord Rama to fight the evil, like he fought Ravana Happy Durga Puja.

    * Good Health n Success Ward Off Evil Lords Blesngs Triumph Over Evil Spirit Of Goodness... Happy Vijaya Dashami!

    * why we celebrate Dussehra?bcoz ADHARM per DHARM,JHUT per SATYA,ANYAY per NYAY or BURAI per ACCHAI ki vijay ho

    * Burai par acchai ki jeet ! dussehra lata hai ek ummed.. Ravan ki tarah hamare dukhon ka ant ho ek nai shuruat ho ek naye savere k saath

    * May all the sweet magic Of Dasara conspire to gladden your hearts And fill every desire. Happy Dasara

    * Before the final battle with Ravana, Lord Rama sought the blessings of Goddess Durga. Happy Vijaya Dasami

    * May Goddess Durga eliminate all your vices Have a blessed Durga Puja

    * I PRAY THIS DASARA SHOWERS UPON SANTI SAKTI SAIYAM SAMAAN SARALTA SAFALTA SAMRIDHI SANSKAAR SWAASTHYA. "HappY DasarA"

    * Fortunate is the 1 Who has learnd 2 admire, But not 2 Envy. Good wishes 4 joyous Navratri, With plenty of peace n prosperity.

    * On this auspicious occasion, I wish the color, bliss and beauty Of this festival Be with you throught the year! Happy DUSSEHRA

    * Dussehra the festival of celebrations, unification had arrived lets all welcome it with all doors of our heart opened. Happy Dussehra

    * Soneri Suryachi... Soneri Kiranancha.... Soneri Diwasachya... Soneri Shubhechchha.... Keval.... Sonyasarkhya Lokanna....!!!

    * Es Navratra shubh MANGAL HO Aapko Maa Durga AApke Jeevan me sare khushi bhar de dua karta hu ma se. Happy Dussehra

    * Our thoughts hold the power to build bend or break our circumstances Best wishes of Happy Dussehra.

    * I know that Goddess Durga is happy with me For She has made my life so rich with a friend like you! Happy Navratri..!

    * May This Navratri be as bright as ever May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you.

    * Hope this festival brings Immense happiness in your Life...! HAPPY DUSSEHRA.

    * Warm Wishes to you and Family on the festivity of Happy Dussehra...!

    * May this Sacred Festival open up a World of Peace and Happiness...! Happy Dussehra.

    * May the Sacred Sun, bless you and your family on this Occasion.. Happy Dussehra...

    * What is that bright light? from where does this fragrance coming? This gentle breeze..cool air..hearty music.. oh! its Happy Dussehra...

    * May I be the first first to wish u A VERY Happy Dussehra.

    * With Great Devotion, Fervour and Gaiety, With Rays of Joy and Hope, Wish You and Your Family, HAPPY Vijaya Dashami...

    * Love, smile and happiness is spreading in the air. khair jo bhi ho, Happy Dussehra ho mere yaar.

    * May the divine blessings of maa durga be with you always! "Happy Dasara"

    * May maa bring joy to you And your loved ones Happy durga puja to you!

    * On this auspicious occasion, I wish the color, bliss and beauty Of this festival... Be with you throught the year! "Happy dasara"

    * May this Dasara, light up for you. The hopes of Happy times, And dreams for a year full of smiles! Wish you Happy Dasara.

    * Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide N protect you Always in whatever YOU do N wherever YOU are!

    * May this durga puja brings happiness to you and fill your life with joy and prosperity. Warm wishes on Durga Puja

    * May Goddess Durga eliminate all your vices Have a blessed Durga Puja.. "Happy Navratras"

    * May goddess Durga bless you Like she blessed Lord Rama to fight the evil, like he fought Ravana Happy Durga Puja

    * May maa bless you With happiness all the year through! Wishing you a happy durga puja...

    * May This Navratri be as bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you. *Happy Navratras Wishes*

    * Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri.

    * Moments celebrated together... Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever... Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.

    * Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko `NAVRATRI`

    * o o o o o o Ma durga`s foot prints r entering ur home N hope she stay der 4ever. Happy Navratri...

    * I wish Joy, Harmony and Prosperity for you N your family Wish you a very Happy Durga Pooja PRAVEER

    * maa Ki Jyotise noor mita hai,Sabke dilo ko surur milta hai,jo bhu jaata dwar, kuchh na kuchh zarur milta hai "Happy NAVRATRI"

    * Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho.."NAVRATRAS"

    * May Maa Durga empower u N ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti N Shakti.Happy Navratri

    * Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. "JAI MATA DI"

    * May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy Navratri!

    * This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy Navratri!

    * May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri, Happy Navratri!

    * "Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. " SHUBH NAVRATRI.

    * Memories of moments celebrated together... Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever... Make me Miss U even more this Navratri.

Raksha Bandhan

2010-08-23T05:39:00.000-07:00

    * Near r far werevr u r, My best Vshes r vth U, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success n joy b urs evryday, Ye meri vsh dil se! RAKHI Wishes

    * Mere bhaiya mere chanda mere anamol ratan tere badale main zamaane ki koi cheez nahi You are the best Happy raksha bandan

    * U know tat u r da most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing u very Happy Rakhi n best of luck 4 evry thng.

    * Hey didi you are the best. Do you know why? Because Iam your brother Happy Raksha Bandan

    * Rasmalai? No! Gulab Jam? Na! Let Me C.. How abt Jalebi? Hmm Nope! Damn! Stil Cant 5nd Anythng As Sweet As U. Raksha Bandhn Vshs

    * Warm vshes n love r sent ur way May gifts of happiness, frenship,peace n joy fil ur life. Hav a 1derful Rakhi

    * Da gud deed u do 2day 4 a brother r sister in need vl com bak 2 u som day 4 humanity circle in deed.

    * Happy Rakshabandhan. My good wishes are always with all of u. With Lots of Love

    * U r my best friend. U r 1drful as a sister. I love you very much. HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN. With lots of love n prayers

    * Evry part of ur life. May God bless u vth al happiness in world. May all ur dreams com true. Urs Brother

    * May dis auspicious occasion bring u al prosperity n gud luck in ur way of Life. Happy Rakshabandhan U

    * We gain n lose thngs everyday. But trust me on 1 thng. u l never lose me. I vl always b here. Happy Raksha Bandhan

    * May dis Rakhi bring u everythng u desire n evrythng u dream of. May success acompany u in every step tat u take. Hav a Blesd Rakhi

    * I Long 4 da Day Through Yr Tat u So Ceremoniously Tie Rakhi On My Wrist n Pray 4 My Wel B in. Dear Sis,I vsh Tat Our Bond Grows Strongr..

    * A Sister Smiles Wen 1 Tells 1's Stories - 4 She Knows Wher Decoration Has Been Added.

    * Sisters Is Probably Most Competitive Relationship vthn Family,But 1ce Sisters r Grown, It Bcoms Strongest Relationship.

    * A Sister Smiles When One Tells One's Stories - For She Knows Where The Decoration Has Been Added.

    * "Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood." Raksha Bandhan Wishes

    * The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

    * U r so cute, darling n adorable.. Cant help 4ming relationship vth u... Pls Accept me As ur Dearest n Sweetest Behna Rakhi Vshes

    * You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very very Happy Rakhi.

    * My Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to YOU.

    * May dis auspicious occasion bring u al prosperity n gud luck in ur way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan 2 u

    * If I can choose my bro in next life, it vl b u (if u gift me Mercedes Benz 2morw). Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

    * I want 2 tell u, during times wen we fought, my love was in different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan!

    * Rakhi is just an excuse 4 me 2 xpres myself u mean world 2 me. Happy Raksha Bandhan 2 my sweet sis.

    * Scroll dwn if u Hate me i dont beliv ur scrolin I Hate u 2 STILL SCROLLING? . . . But aftr our fi8s HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

    * Sisters is probably most competitive relationship vth family, but 1ce sisters r grown, it bcoms strongest relationship

    * Sis is som1 who is caring n sharng. Sis can understand thngs u never said. She can understand pain, wich is not vsible 2 any1. I LOV SIS

    * Im sure u r not goin 2 tie Rakhi 4 me dis yr n 4evr. let me tel u u r my sweetest lil sis though v r not blood related.

    * Your CARE makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

    * V gain n lose thngs evryday. But trust me on 1 thng. u l nevr lose me. I vl alwys b here. Happy Raksha Bandhan

    * Holi is colourful, Deewali is lightful and brightful, Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

    * Dis msg is 4 most 1derful sis of world. Tan q sis 4 alwys bein ther on my side n 4 helpng me in infinite ways wich I cant even remember

    * Sky is Blue, feel dis hue, my love 4 u Bhaiya always true. Loads of gud vshes 4 Raksha Bandhan

    * "Brothers r like streetli8s along road,they don't mak dist any shorter but they li8 up path n mak walk worthwhile"

Good Night

2010-08-14T16:01:00.001-07:00

    * Stars light Stars bright ur the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, good nite.......

    * Good Night Sleep Tight Sweet Dreams . . . . . . . . For what u r pressing button?

    * Im whisprng coz i dont want u 2 wake u up. Ul probably read dis 2morw,but anyway,I want you to know i kissed u Gud Ni8!

    * I vsh tht u visualse sweet multi sequntial form idosyncrsy ocurng benvolntly meritorius piece of cerebrl brain. Shortly G Ni8

    * As night falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, im here 2 wish U GoodNight!

    * Sun is upset n moon is happy, Bcoz sun is misng U, n moon is gona b vth U, 4 rest of ni8, Hav a 1derful ni8.

    * Wenevr u hav DREAM inside ur HEART, Nevr let it go coz DREAMS r TINY SEEDS, 4rm wich BEAUTIFUL 2MORW GROWS Hav 1derful dream 2ni8

    * A bed of clouds 4 U 2 sleep, Diamd stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels 4rm heaven singng lulabies 4 U, May u sleep peacefuly thru out ni8.

    * Another day ends n v luk 4wrd 2 new day vth gr8 anticipation. But true frenshp nvr ends watevr passage of time. Gud Ni8 dr fren.

    * If only there was no distance between, I would have kissed you goodnight.. Anyways, good night my love

    * In dis lovly ni8, I pray 2 blue moon 2 protect U thru nite, wind 2 blow away ur stress n twinkle stars 2 guide U da way, Sweet dreams

    * Here r my SPL VSHES 4 u 2ni8 A Ni8 Full of Love,A Peaceful Sleep, A Beautiful Dream, n prayer tat vl com true! Gud Ni8

    * Wen my arms cant reach ppl who r clos 2 my heart, I alwys hug dem vth my prayers. May God grant u wat heart desirs.. Gud Ni8

    * Have a "salt Dreamz..." Bcoz daily sweet is not Good for Ur health,take care....

    * Sun wunt b red, Sea wunt b blue, I wunt b happy, vthout dsturbng u!. "Gud ni8"

    * Helo!ATD Here (Any Time Dsturbnce) Service. v r experts in dsturbng n iritatng ppl at busy hrs. Our goal bn achievd. "Gud Ni8"

    * we've bn thru path so dark, but v stil gotn dat spl spark, now v noe dat v can neva go rong, my luv fer u vl neva b gon.

    * somwher out ther beneath pale moon li8 som1 think in of u som wher out ther wher dreams com true... gudni8 n sweet dreams 2 u.

    * Do not count wat u hav lost. Just c wat u hav now, bcos past nevr coms bak but somtimes future can gve u bak ur lost thngs!gud ni8.

    * 1 evng i vl com 2 ur room lock door,turn off li8s,join u in bed come closr 2 u, my lips near ur face n Il shout, Hav gr8 night!!!

    * I vsh I was a teddy bear, that lay upon ur bed, so everytime u cuddled it, u cuddled me instead.

    * WAIT Dont Sleep Let Me Pray Dear God,Pls, Make My Friend Fall From Bed Tonight... Good Night

    * Wash ur face ... Wash ur feet ... Now its time 2 fal asleep ... ur eyes r weak n mouth cant speak .. So,lets hope ni8 shal b nice

    * Ni8 is Silent Ni8 is Calm Ni8 is Quiet But Ni8 is not complete vthout DISTURBANCE... Gud ni8

    * Tak glass of sugar n put it in ur eyes so u vl hav sweet dreams! If u want spicy dreams, den try chilly powder! Good Night

    * Black sky vth solo moon vth millions of stars brings u silent hrs 2 take nice rest. njoy whole night. Good Night

    * Remember tat each time u fall.. I'l nvr let u reach Ground.. Trust me.. il always b arnd U. Gud Night

    * As day turns to NI8,keep ur worries out of SIGHT. No matter how TOUGH world may seem u stil deserve SWEETEST DREAM!GUD NIGHT!

    * A vry orgnal Gud Ni8 Vsh 1ly 4 U!!! Bwre of cheap duplicates Im 1ly authorized dealer 4 Gud Ni8 Vshes Gud Night Sweet Dreams

    * 2 Whom It May Concern Pls b notified tat da most Beautiful Creation of God is Preprng 2 Sleep. Send ur Greetngs now while he Stil Awake.

    * shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,cos u mi8 b sleeping,Il just leave my msg 4u "GUD NI8 n SWEET DREAMS."

    * sleepy msg 4 a sleepy person from a sleepy friend 4 a sleepy reason at sleepy time on sleepy day in a sleepy mood 2 say pls sleep.....


    * ThnGs 2 TaKe NoTe WeN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. ClOSe Ur EyeS n DrEaM oF mE! Gud Ni8.

    * On cold cold ni8,in My small small ROOm,i Look At da Brite Brite StArS iN DaRk DaRk sKy n DrEaM of sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!

    * A shining ANGEL stands bside ur silky bed, Calng ur nice Name so softly, Throwng flowers on U n sayng Gud Ni8 n Sweet Dreams.

    * Wash ur face n wash ur feet!Now its time 2 fal asleep.Ur eyes r weak n mouth cant speak so,hope dis ni8 shal b nice n sweet.GUD Ni8.

    * 10 Msgs Recvd, 1. HI, 2. Helo, 3. mis U, 4. H r U ? 5. ur 5ne, 6. kp smilin, 7. Take Care, 8. God bless U, 9. B happy, 10.Gud ni

    * Dis is my LAST Msg of d day 4 d person I care n luv 1ST n d person tat came in2 my mind is U so juz wana vsh u gud ni8

    * I realy want u 2 b mine, n il say dis al da time, u realy r 1 of kind, n sweetest il 5nd , gud ni8 my darling, vsh u sweet dreams

    * Take deep breath, Stand near window, Luk at sky, Ther r 2 stars twinkln bri8tly, u know wat they r Dey r my eyes alwys takng care 4 U

    * Hey u!!! Yes u da cute 1 holdin dis phone! r u asleep? Just wantd 2 say Good Ni8

    * " 12 " . 9 !/ 3 ". 6 . " . " 12 " . 9 !_ 3 " . 6 . " . " 12 " . 9 _! 3 " . 6 . " stil awake? Time 2 sleep, GUD NI8

    * # EN# END# END O# END OF# END OF T# END OF TH# END OF THE# END OF THE D# END OF DA DA# END OF DA DAY G NI8

    * A Big Gooood Ni8 2 my Sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey dipped cheez melting orange juicy pepperoni Friend!!

    * Last Ni8 i Caught som StaRs*** I vl Gve dem 2 da Ppl whO r juSt so SpaRklingly Spl. 2 Me.... * . . * Catch it....

    * Sendin u MY BED 2 let u rest,Pilows 2 gve u COMFORT,n MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm.Gdni8!Sleep ti8.I cant sleep now,cos i lent u al my thngs

    * Diff between Horror n Beauty.. A Beautiful Ni8 is wen u Hug ur Teddy Bear n Sleep.. But Horror is wen it Hugs u bAck:-) Gud Ni8

    * Select any Good Night 1.Gud night 2.Gudd nit 3.Gd 9it 4.Gd9nt 5.G.NITE 6.G.NIT 7.G/N 8.G.9it 9.G.N Selected!!! Now Sleep!

    * Welcome 2 GUD Ni8 Restaurant Menu: cool pillow cool bed hot Blanket Discount on bill: free sweet dreams. GUD NI8 DEAR...

    * Imp Msg B4 Sleeping. Pls dont forget 2 Close ur mouth? Gud NI8

Good Morning

2010-08-14T15:57:00.001-07:00

    * Learng 4rm Water, 2 Adjust urself in Evry Situation, In any Shape, Always 5nd Out ur Own Way Beautifuly Hav a Lovly n GUD MrNG

    * I have no Yesterday, Time took it away. 2mro Nobody Knows, It may not b mine. But I hav 2day 2 vsh u Sweetest Day. GUD MrNG

    * Thinkng of U dis lovly mrng, As sun starts shining, So my dear charming, Here is my gud mrng, Keep smiling frm mrng til evng.

    * Faith maks evrythng possible, Hope maks evrythng work, Love maks evrythng beautiful. May u hav al 3 as u bgn each day. Gud Mrng.

    * Da mor u count ur blessngs, da mor blesngs u vl hav, 2 count! I alwys do,n I count u as nicest blessng! Good Morning!

    * True Wealth Is Not A Matter Of bank Accts n Assets Its In Values We Live n Share As Well As Person We Keep In Touch Gud Mrng

    * 1 of da joys in life is wakng up each day vth thoughts tat somwher, Someone cares enough 2 send warm mrng greeting! Gud mrng

    * Perfect Morning:- 1.open ur eyes. 2. stretch ur arms. 3. feelfreshnesh. 4. take deep breath. 5. n say its 2 early,n sleep again

    * Gud Mrng Yesterday is cancelled cheque 2morw is a promissory note. Today is ready cash. Use it.

    * True Wealth Is Not Matter Of bank Accts n Assets Its In Values v Liv n Share As Wel As Person v Keep In Touch Gud Mrng

    * I Opend an Acct 4 u at UBGB (Universal Bank of God's Blessing) n deposited 365 days full of love n Joy! GOOD MRNG

    * Btwn 100000 yesterdays n 100000 2morws, Ther is 1ly 1 2day n I wud not let dis pass vthout sayn thanks 4 bein such lovly fren Gud Mrng

    * Pls hav cofe warm SMS vth sugar of sweet wishes prepard spl 4 u at cold mrng 4rm me. Nevr mind if sugar is lil, preprd it 4 1st time.GM

    * Sun glows 4 day, Candle 4 hr, Matchstick 4 a min, But gud day can glow 4evr, So start ur day vth SMILE

    * Hey Sleeping Bird! Come Back From The Dreams New Day Has Been Started Welcome To Another Lovely Morning

    * If U Hav COURAGE den Even Closd Doors vl Open 4 U! Good mrng n hav a good day

    * Get Up 4rm ur Softy Softy Bed Open ur Teeny Weeny Eyes Wer Tat Jolly Wolly Smile n Say 2 Urself Gud Mrng 4rm My Side.

    * "If U Walk da Way guided by humans, U vl 5nd hopeless end" But "If U Will Walk da Way guided by God, U vl 5nd endless hope" Gud Mrng

    * Now SUN is HAPPY and MOON is Upset cos MOON is Missing u n SUN is vth u Hav a Gr8 n lovly day GUD MRNG

    * When I waz a kid my mom told me dat angels live in heaven Now i know,it isnt true cos,if angels live in heavn, . . den,y Im here???

    * Vthout Tasting Worst Situation, No 1 Can Taste Best Thng Of Life .. . Dare 2 Face Anything in ur Mysterous Life . G u d M R n G

    * Sun glows 4 a day, Candle 4 a hr, Match stick 4 a min, But gud day glow 4evr. So start ur day vth SMILE.

    * A breeze has awakened Earth, n sun has colord our world. Da birds hav aded music 2 mrng. Good Morning!

    * Evry sunset givs us, 1 day les 2 live! But evry sunrise gve us, 1 day mor 2 hope! So,hope 4 best. Gud Day Gud Luck! n Gud Mrng

    * Hi Actualy Chemicaly Physicaly Biologicly Zoologicly Historicly Mathematicly Lovely Finally I want 2 vsh u Gud Mrng!!!

    * Very lil is needed 2 hav a Happy Life. its al vthin urself. in ur ways of thinkng. No matter wat u do, do it vth L0VE in ur HEART...

    * Hav An icy-icy Morning, vth Butterng Msgs, Choclaty Cals, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity Funs HAV A SCOTCHY DAY. Gud mrng

    * If u wait 4 a happy moment ul wait 4ever.. But if u start believing that u r happy,ul b happy 4ever.. Alwys stay happy!! Gud Mrng!

    * Dear Frens! ur Remaining Sleeping Time Has been Expired SO Plz Leav Ur Bed Open Ur Eyes n c Ur Mob I wish U "G00D M0RNING"

    * Hi, My name is SMS, I travl across da world. Home my Mobile. Network my vehicle. My bsines is 2 conect ppl HEARTS n keep them in TOUCH.

    * A wise gal kisses but doesnt Love, Listens but doesnt believe and leaves before she is left ... AL GALS BE WISE..Gud Mrng

    * Hi 2 Sweet Person who passd Sweet Ni8 vth Sweet Dream, Now want 2 pass Sweet Day vth Sweet talk, Hav a Sweet DAY, Hav a Sweet MORNING!!!

    * S-nrise B-tterfly Pict-re M-sic Nat-re al r waitng 4 U U U U U U so get up. Gud Morning

    * Wen u r Sad n Al Alone Dont 4gt Tat Ther vl always b 2 Gud Prsns Who vl Never Leave U "G0D" Up there n "ME" Down Here..

    * Al flowrs wait 2 wish u , sweet coffee waits 2 kiss u, sun waits 2 touch u, rain waits 2 bath u, birds waits to say u.... Gud Mrg

    * Waves r Inspiring, Not Bcos They Rise n Fall, But Bcos They Never Fail 2 Rise Again. Hav a Rising Day. Good Morning

    * No jokes wud sound laughble 1ce u heard it alredy. But y same pain,hurt mor than 1ce,wen v hav alredy cried 4 it...... Good Morning !!!

    * Wen I Breath I Dont c Air, But I know Its ther. Wen I Send u a msg I Dont c u, But I hope u think of Me vth a lil Smile.

    * Heart Relaxes In da Tiny Gap b/w Each Beat! But, Evn In Tat Gap My HEART Remembrs Sum Spl Choclaty Frnd Like U... Gud Mrng...

    * Good Morning... JUST 4 U MUST 4 U FIRST 4 U Nothing 2 Wish Nothing 2 Say Always b HAPPY Its my Pray

    * A Dimple is sign of pretty face A smile is sign of joy A Hug is sign of love n A fren like ME in Ur life, GUD MRNG

    * Get up! Get up! Nature is waiting 4 u 2 gift 24"GOLDEN HRS" 4 watevr u want 2 do sucesfuly. "GUD THNGS FOLLOW U".

    * "extremly gud sayn" !!!changng face can change nothng but facng change can change evrythng!! gud mrng

    * Mrng is gud time 2 Remembr al sweet things, n al sweet persons in ur Life, So wake up vth ur Sweet Memories... Gud Mrng

    * 3 Sentences 4 getng SUCCESS 1) Know mor den others 2) Work mor den others 3) Expect les then othrs......! GOOD MORNING

    * ROSE is famus 4 grace ADVOCATE is famus 4 his case, HORSES r famus 4 Race, But U r famous 4 'SMILE' on ur face. Keep it alwys on ur face

    * No Toothbrush, No Jogging, No T, No Newspaper, No Bathng, No Breakfast, No! No! No! No! 1st i say a GOOOOOD MORNING 2 U!

    * Evry Day I Wake Up n Think Of u Wat Was Life vthout u n How Pleasent Is Now Now I Feel,Evrythng Is Alive,whole World Is Beautiful Gud Mrg

    * Ur soul came bak 4rm dreamland reunited vth a sleeping senseless piece of urself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day.Good Mrng

    * Da more u count ur blesngs,da more blesngs u vl hav,2 count!I alwys do,n I count u as da nicest blesng!God Bless u each day! Gu Mrng!

Independence day

2010-08-14T15:50:00.000-07:00

    * Take a stand against evil,coruptn n terorism 4 v belon 2 India, a nation of pride thus v say-HINDU,MUSLIM,SIKH,ISAI BAI BAI.

    * Our life is full of Colors I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day

    * On Independence Day Here is wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us... NOW AND ALWAYS!

    * Happy B'DAY. Oh no,NATIONAL Day. Oh Happy ANNIVERSARY. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Hey Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

    * Independence day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

    * Wishing u A Wonderful Super-Duper Xtra Special Happy Independence Day

    * Freedom in Mind,Faith in words..Pride in our Souls..Lets salute Nation on Inependence Day!

    * In Cricket Match Small Gal Made Indian Flag On Her Cheeks.Boy Kisd Her Cheeks n Said....I LOVE INDIA. Happy Independence Day

    * Wish a great Independence Day to the coolest Indian you know with patriotism.

    * Protect Our Country Ppl !Stand Up Against Haters Of India !Proud As I Ever Cud B 2 B an INDIAN !

    * The National Flag Is Symbol Of Nation's Pride n Respect.There Is Liberal Use Of Flag On Independence Day.

    * On 15th Aug India celebrates 63 glorious years of Independence. As v march towards bri8 future,do u think Vision 2020 is stil achievable? Join us in celebratng dis glorious journey.

    * On Independence Day (India) wish peace, happiness and freedom of Spirit.

    * Independence a Precious Gift of God. May we always remain Independent Ameen. A very Happy Independence Day 2 U.

    * 63 Yrs Ago... Nation Searchng 4 Piece Of Land... Now Piece Of Land Searching For Nation... Can Any 1 Help..??

Christmas Collection

2009-10-30T16:44:00.000-07:00

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Love SMS

2009-10-21T10:23:00.000-07:00

Kisses

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(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses

I Love You

i love the 'y'
i love the 'o'
i love the 'u'
put them together
and i love 'you'

Pyaar ka matlab

PYAAR ka matlab KHUSHI aur GHAMI hota hai kissi k liye
PYAAR ka matlab HANSNA aur RONA hota hai kissi k liye
Badqismati se kuch log samajh na sake PYAAR ko
Ke PYAAR ka matlab JEENA aur MARNA hota hai kissi k liye

Tere honton ki

Tere honton ki pyas banna chahta hun ma
Tu wo khushbu ha k jis ka gulab banna chahta hun ma
Teri zulf ka mahtab banna chahta hun ma
Aur tere jewan ma jo hamesha rhe wo bahar banna chahta hun ma

Barsi Ankhen Jis Ki

Barsi Ankhen Jis Ki Yaad Mai Barsat Ki Tarha
Wo Bhi Badal Gaya Mere Halat Ki Tarha
Haal Jeetay G Insane Ka Koi Puchtay Nahi FARAZ

Main Ik Khilona Hun Or

Main Ik Khilona Hun Or Wo Us Bachay Ki Manind
FARAZ
Jise Pyaar To Hai Mujh Se Magar Khelny Ki Had Tak.

Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere

Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere Dil Se Teri Yaad Ka Silsala
Guftugoo Jis Se Bhi Ho Khayaal Tera Hi Rehta Hai

Raah Mushkil Hai Magar Dil

Raah Mushkil Hai Magar Dil Ko Amada To Karo
Sath Chalne Ka Mere Tum Iraada To Karo
Dil Behalta Hai Mere Dost Tere Waadon Main,
Wada-E-Wafa Na Karo Magar Wada To Karo.

Meri Takmeel Abhi Aur

Meri Takmeel Abhi Aur Bikhar Kar Hogi
Subha Hogi Magar Raat Guzar Kar Hogi
Tujhe Milne Ki Khushi Mai Yeh Ehsaas Na Raha,
Kitni Takleef Mujhe Tujh Se Bichar Kar Hogi.

Us Ne Kaha Tum Mai Wo

Us Ne Kaha Tum Mai Wo Pehli C Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Zindagi Mai Tera Sath Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Kya Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Aankhon Mai Doob Jate Ho,
Maine Kaha Ab Kisi Ki Aankh Mai Wo Baat Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Kyun Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,
Maine Kjaha Insaan Hun Pathar Zaat Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Kia Mai Bewafa Hun,
Maine Kaha Mujhe Ab Wafa Ki Talaash Nahi
Us Ne Kaha Bhool Jao Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha Tum Haqiqat Ho Kjoi Khwaab Nahi

Tere Akele Pan Mai Sath

Tere Akele Pan Mai Sath Tera Hum Nibhaenge
Teri Tanhaiyon Mai Pas Tere Hum Aayenge
Tu Ek Bar Hamen Aazma Kar To Dekh,
Khud Ro Kar Bhi Tujhe Hansa Kar Jayenge.

I MISS U

---------I MISS U--------
DIL SE DIL TAK
---------I MISS U--------
Jaan Se Jaan Tak
---------I MISS U--------
Subha Se Shaam Tak
---------I MISS U--------
Din Se Raat Tak
---------I MISS U--------
Meri Maut Tak.

Meri Aawargi Mai Kuch

Meri Aawargi Mai Kuch Dakhal Tumhara Bhi Hai
MOHSIN
Tumhari Yaad Ati Hai To Ghar Acha Nahi Lagta

1 Roz Usne Mujh Se Pucha

1 Roz Usne Mujh Se Pucha K Tumko Kon Zyada Pyara Hai?
Main Ya Zindagi
Maine Kaha Zindagi Or Wo Mujh Se Rooth Gaye
Ye Jane Bagher K Wohi To Meri Zindagi Hai.

Aap Ki Kahani Hamari Zubaani

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I M Sending U 3 Flowers.
Ye Rose Un K Liye Jo Roz Roz Nahi Miltey.
Magar Rose Ki Tarha Roz Yaad Aate Hain.

Dosti K Phool Har Mosam

Dosti K Phool Har Mosam Mai Khiltey Hain
Pyar K Badal Har Mosam Mai Barastey Hain
Hum Sms Karen Ya Na Karen,
Ye Soch Lena K Hum
Apko Yaad Har Roz Karte Hain.

Reh Na Pao Ge Kabhi Bhula

Reh Na Pao Ge Kabhi Bhula Kar Dekh Lo,
Yakeen Nahi Aata To Aazma Kar Dekh Lo
Har Jagha Mehsoos Ho Gi Kami Hamari,
Apni Mehfil Ko Kitna Bhi Saja Kar Dekh Lo

Pyar Mai Zuban Chup Ho

Pyar Mai Zuban Chup Ho To Ankhen Bolti Hain
Ankhen Chup Hon To Dil Bolta Hai
Or Agar Dil B Chup Ho To Molvi Bolta Hai
4 Takbeer Namaz-E-Janaza Allah-O-Akbar.

Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon

Jub Kabhi Dil Ko Wo Yaadon Se Rehai Dega.
Mere Ander Koi Tuffan Sunai Dege.
Us Se Milte Hi Yeh Ehsaas Hua Tha Mujhko,
Yehi Wo Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai Dege.

Senay M Dil

Senay M Dil
Dil M Dard
Dard M Nasha
Nashay M Mithas
Mithas M Tashnagi
Tashnagi M Arzo Arzo M Hasrat
Hasrat M Umeed
Umeed M Kheyal
Kheyal M Tasver
Tasver M Tum
Or
Bas Tum

General SMS

2009-10-21T10:10:00.000-07:00

The Most Touching

The Most Touching Friendship Lines
“If Ever U Miss Me,
Never You Cry Because A Drop Of Tear In Your Eyes
Is A Day Less In My Life”

One Tree Can Start A Forest

One Tree Can Start A Forest,
One Smile Can Start Friendship ,
One Touch Can Show Luv N Care,
& One Friend Like U Can Make Life Worth-Living!

This WORLD

This WORLD,
Where Everything Seems UNCERTAIN,
Only One Thing Is DEFINITE.
You'll Always Be My FRIEND,
Beyond WORDS,
Beyond TIME & Beyond DISTANCE!

When The Night Comes

When The Night Comes,
Look At The Sky.
If You See A Falling Star,
Don't Wonder Why,
Just Make A Wish.
Trust Me It Will Come True,
Cause I Did It And I Found You.

A Friend Gives Hope

A Friend Gives Hope When Life Is Low,
A Friend Is A Place When You Have Nowhere To Go,
A Friend Is Honest,
A Friend Is True.
A Friend Is Precious A Friend Is U.

Science Has Proved

Science Has Proved That Sugar Melts In Water,
So Plz Don`T Walk In The Rain,
Otherwise I May Lose A Sweet Friend Like U

DIWALI SMS FOR YOU.

2007-11-07T09:23:00.001-08:00

DIWALI SMS FOR YOU.

1) DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR, KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR, SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR, DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.

2) Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever,So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life.

3) This diwali I'm sending you CASH:

C-care

A-affection

S-smiles

H-hugs

please do accept with love.. Good luck and have a safe Diwali..

4) Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfan bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho aap ko Diwali ki khushi ye paigam hum ne aap ko advance mye bheja hai.

5) Nayi umeed aur khushi lekar aya aaj savera. Sukh-Samrudhi, hasi-khushi, ka ho apke ghar me dera. SHUBH DIPAWALI

6) Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.

7) Diwali kuch nahi hai ek nam roshni ka, kijiye kabul jara ye salam roshni ka, ghar ke aangan me jalata hu wo diya, aaya hai lekar paigam roshni ka... Happy

Diwali

8) Kubercha sathi ne, Laxmichya pawalane, Sukhachya Rashine, lax Divanchya sakshi ne Yeo Mangal Deepawali Apulya Ghari.. Happy Diwali

9) May the Divine Light of Diwali remove the darkness of ignorance and sorrow and bring about wisdom, health, peace and prosperity in the times to come...With

Best Wishes... HAPPY DIWALI

10) Ur eyes r phataka ur lips r rocket, ears r bomb,nose is phuljadi, style is anar, personality is chakri ab msg karte rehna varna i m coming wit agarbatti.

HapyDIWALI

11) This Diwali,may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji"s trunk ,wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach ,happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. HAPPY DIWALI."

12) Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali.

13) May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali

14) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...

15) Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali !!HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU ALL!!

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

Funny SMS

2007-10-25T16:33:00.000-07:00

Cool insults for immediate use :

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there'e one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!

19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

Funny SMS

2007-10-25T16:32:00.000-07:00

Q: why did sardarji kept the door open while takin a bath?

A: so tht no one can peek thru keyhole.

khidki khuli zulfen udi.... dil ne kaha dildaar nikla, par hai re meri phuti kismat, nahaya hua sardar nikla

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Ravi:I can live on what I write.
Raj:Wow!Do you write stories for magazines?
Ravi:No,I write letters to my father, asking for money.

Have a horrible day,

without water in ur bathroom,

while soap in ur eyes.

Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.

Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...

jab jab tum angdai lete ho, dum hamara nikal jaata hai...

.......ae zaalimm deodrant lagane mein tumhara kya jaata hai !!!

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,

aur hum unhe..

Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,

aur hum unhe..

Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha

aur na hame...

2 points that prove "Ur a Normal Student"

1)Unnecessary talk on phone

2)Plan each day to study

but at the end of the day.'kal se pakka'.

Top 3 college rules:

1.Be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.

2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.

3.Keep the campus clean,so be absent.

how much is - 1+1=? - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -

. - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . - . -

are you looking for the answer?? - shame on you.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

U r 99./.handsum

u r 98./.sweet

u r 97./.nice

u r 96./.cute

u r 95./.lovely & ...

100./."F00L" 2blive this

SMS Shayaris

Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake

par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

Khushaboo ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA .

Phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas BANAYA

Chahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya

aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS" ;banaya

Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai, Shama ke peeche parwane chale aate hai.

Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,Us din toh begaane bhi chale aate hai.

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai

ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai

beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

Teri yaadon se pyar karte hai.100 janam bhi nisar karte hai.Kabhi fursat mile

ton akar milna.Hum aaj bhi tera Intzar karte hai..

Apke saath rahte rahte hume chahat si ho gayi. Apse baat karte karte hume aadat si ho gayi. Ek pal na milo to bechaini si lagti hai. Dosti nibhate nibhate hume to mohabbat ho gayi

Hanskar Wo Gum ki Saza dete hain, Zeher mein Thoda sa Pyar Mila dete hain. Jab bhi Naam Aata hai Unke Diwano ka, Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha dete hain..!

Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye, dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..

Jab bhi tum pukaroge,hum daude chale aaenge.,kafan me lipte chita se uth ke chale aaenge.,agar jal gaye to koi gum nhi dost,rakh banke hum udte chale aaenge.

Cool SMS

An excellent saying...... .... "The Dream is not what you see in sleep.., Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."

look at the SUN & you c TIME.. look in the HEART & you c LOVE.. look in the EYES & you c LIFE.. look at ur MOBILE & c who's REMEMBERING U!!!

Thought for the day" Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it.

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota

kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..

Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai

varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas

mobile nahi hota

1 - - _ - 2 - - _ - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 -

11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 -

very good! tomorrow we'll do - a-b-c !!!!

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.

teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?

student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,

Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,

aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u -

4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u -

3 sweet wds : - i miss u -

2 gr8ful wds : - thank you -

1 importnt wd : - you

bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya;

phool manga, bagicha diya;

hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya;

paisa manga, to aapka number diya!

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman, bijli kadki aaya toofan ,

raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

What do u call apne kiya pe pani fer dena in english in 1 word

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.................... - .................... - ............ flush

gailed: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. -

bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. -

you: never mind!

baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do,

ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.

dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me,

lose their mobile...

kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain,

shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",

AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health.

Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy

Friends SMS

2007-10-25T16:30:00.001-07:00

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!

stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!

Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART

"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."

ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

Live isn't easy it will never be.... Remember you got friends one of them is me

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!!

Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry, no chicks found! Gay?

Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

Friends SMS

2007-10-25T16:29:00.001-07:00

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I'm lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have
forgotten it

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.